I hope this post will be made a "Sticky" as I have developed these methods so that the average anal dwelling monkey could figure it out.
Ok the first step:
You will need to source some Chlorine (pronounced /ˈklɔəriːn/ KLOR-een, from the Greek word 'χλωρóς' (khlôros, meaning 'pale green') which is often avaliable in your local pool shop, make sure you get a lot of it!
Second step:
The Chlorine will need to be deposited into a synthetic or semisynthetic organic amorphous solid bottle. aka Plastic, πλαστικός (plastikos) meaning fit for molding, and πλαστός (plastos) meaning molded.[2][3] It refers to their malleability, or plasticity during manufacture, that allows them to be cast, pressed, or extruded into a variety of shapes—such as films, fibers, plates, tubes, bottles, boxes, and much more.
Third step:
Slowly you will need to transfer the Chlorine in the organic amorphous solid bottles into the luggage compartment of your automobile, motor car, car or wheeled motor vehicle used for transporting passengers.
Be careful to now harm your intertransversarii muscle which facilitates movement between the individual vertebrae, and the multifidus spinae, which facilitates the movement of the spine as a whole. The easiest way to prevent injury is to use your quadriceps femoria.
Fourth step:
Once the Chlorinates organic amophous solid bottles are placed in the luggage compartment of your car, automobile, motor car or chariot you will need to arrange them accordingly. As shown in the two dimensional photograph below.
Fifth step:
Slowly close the boot lid of your motor car, car, automobile. Place one leg behind the other, repeat 2/3/4/5 times and direct your eyes towards the motor car, car, automobile and notice the significant difference in height.
I hope everyone can grasp the concept, it is a very easy task to perform and it makes a huge difference to the stance of your car.
you will probably want to remove them once you realise it doesnt go over bumps so well and the rear wheels scrape like a $*#@
Peace
Jay
